Girl, you ever just stand there in the bathroom, staring down at the scale like it owes you money? Those numbers refuse to budge and it’s like… come on, really? I’ve been exactly there more times than I want to…
Hey girl, you ever roll out of bed, yank on your jeans, and instantly think “…wait, did these shrink in the dryer or did I just get fatter overnight?” 😂 Yeah, me too—especially right after Thanksgiving or Eid or whatever…
Hey girl, you ever finish a long day, lift your arm to grab something, and suddenly think, “Oh crap, that’s me?” Yeah… been there way too many times. Sweaty gym days, humid afternoons in the city, stressful meetings—body odor doesn’t…
Hey girl, imagine this: you finally kick that awful sinus infection or whatever UTI nightmare you had with a solid round of antibiotics. You’re like, “Sweet, I’m back among the living.” Except… not quite. Your stomach’s suddenly acting like it’s…
Man, seriously—constipation is such a drag, right? Nobody wants to admit it out loud, but come on, we’ve all been stuck there at some point, feeling like a brick’s sitting in your gut. That bloated, uncomfortable, “why is nothing happening”…
Yo, be real with me—have you ever stood in front of the mirror, jabbed that little belly roll that refuses to leave, and muttered something like “come on, seriously, disappear already”? Ugh, I’ve done that exact thing way too many…
Man, you ever finish a long day, lift your arm to grab something, and suddenly hit yourself with that “oh hell no” smell? Yeah… been there way too many times. Back in college I basically lived off ramen, late-night pizza,…
Yo man, you ever walk into the gym already feeling like someone strapped a 50-lb bag of rice to your back? Yeah… me too, way too many mornings. You finally get the shoes on, blast your hype playlist, and then—boom—halfway…
Yo girl, you ever wake up feeling like your body forgot how to turn on? Like the engine’s there but someone forgot to put gas in it? That was me for years. Snooze button was my best friend until I…