Hey girl, you know those mornings where you wake up and menopause feels like it just ran you over with a monster truck? That bone-deep tired feeling, muscles that used to snap back but now just kinda… stay floppy, and…
Dude, you ever stand in front of the fridge at like 10 p.m. dying for something cold and sweet but you know it’s gonna sabotage everything you’ve been working on? Story of my life last year. I was trying so…
Hey, you ever finish an amazing cheese board—crackers, brie, some sharp cheddar, maybe a little gouda—and feel like a king… only to wake up two days later feeling like your insides turned into concrete? Yeah. Been there way too many…
Dude… if you’re on Ozempic (or Wegovy, Mounjaro, whatever) and suddenly your bathroom trips have turned into a horror movie, I feel you. Deeply. I started Ozempic about two years ago to get my A1C under control and drop some…
Hey man, listen—you know those mornings where your stomach just decides it’s on strike? Like, everything’s backed up, bloated, and you’re sitting there thinking, “Why me?” I’ve been there way too many times with my IBS-C crap. It’s annoying as…
Okay, real talk. You eat a big plate of spaghetti or like three pieces of garlic bread and then… nothing. For two days. You’re sitting there on the toilet like “come on, buddy, do something.” And then your brain starts…
Hey man, you ever have that exact second when your jeans feel a little tighter than last week and you just sigh like, “Ugh, come on, waist, give me a break”? Yeah… been living that reality way too often. I…
Hey man, look… have you ever had one of those mornings where you’re just planted on the toilet, phone in hand, scrolling forever because absolutely nothing is happening down there? It’s frustrating as hell. I went through exactly that last…
Yo, dude, you ever wake up feeling like a damn freight train got stuck in your gut and refuses to move? I’m talking that heavy, bloated, “why is my stomach mad at me” misery where you’ve tried everything and still…