Dude, you ever finish breakfast and then thirty minutes later your stomach is already yelling at you? I swear mine used to do that every single day when I was trying to cut. I’d eat “healthy” and still feel like…
Hey, belly fat sucks, doesn’t it? That annoying little roll that just hangs out no matter how many times you promise yourself you’ll “get serious” tomorrow. I used to stand in front of the mirror sucking in, poking at it…
Ever started carnivore feeling unstoppable, only to end up backed up like a traffic jam for days? Yeah, I’ve been there. That first couple weeks I was miserable—bloated, cranky, and wondering if this meat-only thing was worth it. Constipation on…
Hey man, alright, let’s cut the crap—constipation straight up blows. Nobody brings it up at dinner, but come on, every single one of us has had that moment where you’re glued to the toilet, phone in hand, staring at the…
Hey man, picture this: you’re standing there in the bathroom at like 7 a.m., coffee breath and all, staring down at that damn scale like it’s about to tell you your life story. The number hasn’t budged in weeks, and…
Heyyy, you ever get those random hunger attacks when you’re trying to lose a couple pounds and it feels like your stomach is personally attacking you? Yup, been there way too many times. A couple years ago my friend kept…
Hey there! You know that moment when you stare at the fridge, craving something sweet but hating the guilt that comes with it? Yeah, I’ve been there more times than I care to admit. That’s why I fell hard for…
Hey friend, you know that moment when you pull on your favorite jeans and they’re suddenly like, “Nope, we’re not doing this today”? Yeah, that sneaky menopausal belly fat that just shows up one day and acts like it owns…
Yo friend, man, you ever wake up and your stomach just feels like it’s holding a protest? Like, nothing’s moving, you’re bloated, uncomfortable, and you’re staring at the toilet like it personally offended you? Been there way too many times,…