Dude… if you’re on Ozempic (or Wegovy, Mounjaro, whatever) and suddenly your bathroom trips have turned into a horror movie, I feel you. Deeply. I started Ozempic about two years ago to get my A1C under control and drop some…
Hey man, listen—you know those mornings where your stomach just decides it’s on strike? Like, everything’s backed up, bloated, and you’re sitting there thinking, “Why me?” I’ve been there way too many times with my IBS-C crap. It’s annoying as…
Okay, real talk. You eat a big plate of spaghetti or like three pieces of garlic bread and then… nothing. For two days. You’re sitting there on the toilet like “come on, buddy, do something.” And then your brain starts…
Hey man, you ever have that exact second when your jeans feel a little tighter than last week and you just sigh like, “Ugh, come on, waist, give me a break”? Yeah… been living that reality way too often. I…
Hey man, look… have you ever had one of those mornings where you’re just planted on the toilet, phone in hand, scrolling forever because absolutely nothing is happening down there? It’s frustrating as hell. I went through exactly that last…
Yo, dude, you ever wake up feeling like a damn freight train got stuck in your gut and refuses to move? I’m talking that heavy, bloated, “why is my stomach mad at me” misery where you’ve tried everything and still…
Hey dude, listen — you know that exact second when you’re really trying to lose a few pounds and your stomach decides to growl so loud it sounds like it’s about to eat the furniture? I swear I’ve lived that…
Okay listen. For like two solid years I was low-key mad at my body. I’d eat salads, walk 10k steps, still feel puffy and tired, and the scale would laugh at me. Then I got obsessed with metabolism stuff that’s…
So yeah… malunggay juice. I started drinking it last year when I was fed up with being stuck at the same weight forever. My bestie in Minnesota kept saying “girl try malunggay, it’s magic” and I was like yeah right,…