Hey man, you ever have that exact second when your jeans feel a little tighter than last week and you just sigh like, “Ugh, come on, waist, give me a break”? Yeah… been living that reality way too often. I…
Hey man, look… have you ever had one of those mornings where you’re just planted on the toilet, phone in hand, scrolling forever because absolutely nothing is happening down there? It’s frustrating as hell. I went through exactly that last…
Yo, dude, you ever wake up feeling like a damn freight train got stuck in your gut and refuses to move? I’m talking that heavy, bloated, “why is my stomach mad at me” misery where you’ve tried everything and still…
Hey dude, listen — you know that exact second when you’re really trying to lose a few pounds and your stomach decides to growl so loud it sounds like it’s about to eat the furniture? I swear I’ve lived that…
Okay listen. For like two solid years I was low-key mad at my body. I’d eat salads, walk 10k steps, still feel puffy and tired, and the scale would laugh at me. Then I got obsessed with metabolism stuff that’s…
So yeah… malunggay juice. I started drinking it last year when I was fed up with being stuck at the same weight forever. My bestie in Minnesota kept saying “girl try malunggay, it’s magic” and I was like yeah right,…
Hey dude, you know that horrible bloated, stuck feeling where nothing’s moving and you just feel like crap? Yeah, I’ve been there—big time. One time I was so backed up I couldn’t even sit right at work, it was miserable.…
Hey man, you ever wake up after a trash-food weekend and feel like someone parked a truck on your chest? Yeah, me too. Last month I absolutely destroyed a large pepperoni pizza on Saturday night… Sunday morning I was moving…
Hey man, you ever wake up and your stomach’s like “nah, we’re closed today”? Constipation is the absolute worst. I’ve been there—after a weekend of pizza, burgers, and zero vegetables, my insides just… stopped. Felt like I swallowed a brick.…