Hey dude, you know that horrible bloated, stuck feeling where nothing’s moving and you just feel like crap? Yeah, I’ve been there—big time. One time I was so backed up I couldn’t even sit right at work, it was miserable.…
Hey man, you ever wake up after a trash-food weekend and feel like someone parked a truck on your chest? Yeah, me too. Last month I absolutely destroyed a large pepperoni pizza on Saturday night… Sunday morning I was moving…
Hey man, you ever wake up and your stomach’s like “nah, we’re closed today”? Constipation is the absolute worst. I’ve been there—after a weekend of pizza, burgers, and zero vegetables, my insides just… stopped. Felt like I swallowed a brick.…
Hey, you ever wake up and your whole body just goes “yeah… no thanks”? Like, the alarm goes off and you’re already bargaining with yourself to stay under the covers for five more years? Been there way too many times.…
Hey girl, you know that feeling when you wake up and your stomach’s all puffed up like it’s mad at you? Like, your favorite jeans suddenly feel two sizes too small and you’re just standing there wondering what the hell…
Man, you ever wake up and your stomach’s like, “Nah, we’re closed for business today”? Constipation hits out of nowhere and suddenly you’re just parked on the couch, bloated, cranky, wondering what you did to deserve this. Been there way…
Hey there! Ever had one of those days where you’re just stuck, literally? Yeah, constipation sucks. I remember this one time I overdid it on cheese pizza and paid the price for days. That’s when a buddy turned me onto…
Okay real talk — you’re sitting there staring at the fridge, you want something good, something creamy, but you also don’t want to blow your calorie budget and feel guilty later. Been there way too many times. Last year I…
Ugh, you know those mornings when your stomach basically says “screw you, we’re closed”? You’re bloated, cranky as hell, sitting on the toilet forever like it’s your new full-time job. I’ve done that way too many times—usually right after I…