Girl, if you’re reading this hunched over trying not to laugh or cough because it hurts your stitches, hi, welcome to the club nobody wants to join. That first real poop after a C-section? It’s legendary in the worst way.…
Hey man, tell me if this has ever happened to you: you’re just sitting there, minding your own business, and then… nothing. Like, literally nothing for days. Your gut feels like it swallowed a brick and decided to call it…
Yo, real talk — have you ever lifted your arm to wave at someone and instantly regretted it? Like, “oh god why is it doing this to me?” I’ve 100% been that person. Switched to “natural” deodorant a couple years…
Hey dude, picture this: you’re standing in your kitchen at like 2 in the morning, stomach feeling like a rock, and your eyes land on that yellow Arm & Hammer box on the shelf. You seriously think to yourself, “Bro……
Hey, bestie, ever you wake up feeling like your gut’s on strike? I know, I still remember those mornings where everything just stalls out drive me nuts. Let’s chat about some constipation relief breakfast ideas that actually kick things into…
Hey, you ever catch yourself staring into the fridge at weird hours, like “I want something good but if I eat it I’m gonna hate myself tomorrow”? Story of my life, honestly. That’s how I ended up obsessed with collagen…
Hey there, buddy! You know that feeling when your body’s just screaming for a fresh start? Like after too many late-night snacks or holiday feasts, and you’re lugging around extra bloat? Yeah, I’ve been there more times than I care…
Yo girl, you ever wake up feeling like your body forgot how to burn calories? Same here for years. Coffee wasn’t cutting it, energy was meh, and I kept hearing “just drink lemon water bro” like it’s gonna fix everything.…
Man, constipation sucks. Like really sucks. You feel heavy, bloated, grumpy, and every time you sit on the toilet it’s just… disappointment. I had one stretch last summer where I was traveling, eating street food that was probably questionable, sleeping…