Hey man, so your metabolism’s acting like it’s on vacation, huh? I get it. I’ve been there—winter hits, I slack on the gym, eat whatever, and suddenly my jeans are staging a rebellion. Then I started messing around with teas,…
Okay listen. For like two solid years I was low-key mad at my body. I’d eat salads, walk 10k steps, still feel puffy and tired, and the scale would laugh at me. Then I got obsessed with metabolism stuff that’s…
So yeah… malunggay juice. I started drinking it last year when I was fed up with being stuck at the same weight forever. My bestie in Minnesota kept saying “girl try malunggay, it’s magic” and I was like yeah right,…
Hey, you ever wake up and your whole body just goes “yeah… no thanks”? Like, the alarm goes off and you’re already bargaining with yourself to stay under the covers for five more years? Been there way too many times.…
Yo bestie, you ever step on that treadmill, start walking, look at the calorie counter after 20 minutes and go… “That’s it?” Yeah me too. I’ve wasted so many boring sessions just zoning out to podcasts thinking I was killing…
Hey girl, you ever roll out of bed, yank on your jeans, and instantly think “…wait, did these shrink in the dryer or did I just get fatter overnight?” 😂 Yeah, me too—especially right after Thanksgiving or Eid or whatever…
Yo girl, you ever wake up feeling like your body forgot how to turn on? Like the engine’s there but someone forgot to put gas in it? That was me for years. Snooze button was my best friend until I…
Yo, listen — you ever get that sinking feeling where you’ve been killing yourself trying to shrink your gut and it’s like the fat just laughs at you? I’ve been stuck in that exact loop, man. Tried every overhyped tea,…
Hey, you ever catch yourself staring into the fridge at weird hours, like “I want something good but if I eat it I’m gonna hate myself tomorrow”? Story of my life, honestly. That’s how I ended up obsessed with collagen…