Hey there! Ever had one of those days where you’re just stuck, literally? Yeah, constipation sucks. I remember this one time I overdid it on cheese pizza and paid the price for days. That’s when a buddy turned me onto…
Ugh, you know those mornings when your stomach basically says “screw you, we’re closed”? You’re bloated, cranky as hell, sitting on the toilet forever like it’s your new full-time job. I’ve done that way too many times—usually right after I…
Hey buddy, you ever wake up and it feels like your insides are just… nope, not happening today? Yeah, I’ve been there way too many times—especially after a weekend of eating like garbage. Nothing moves, everything’s sluggish, miserable. But seriously,…
Hey, friend, you ever wake up feeling like your gut’s on strike? Like, nothing’s budging no matter what you do? I get it—constipation sucks. I’ve been there after a weekend of junk food or when stress hits hard. But here’s…
Ever started carnivore feeling unstoppable, only to end up backed up like a traffic jam for days? Yeah, I’ve been there. That first couple weeks I was miserable—bloated, cranky, and wondering if this meat-only thing was worth it. Constipation on…
Hey man, alright, let’s cut the crap—constipation straight up blows. Nobody brings it up at dinner, but come on, every single one of us has had that moment where you’re glued to the toilet, phone in hand, staring at the…
Yo friend, man, you ever wake up and your stomach just feels like it’s holding a protest? Like, nothing’s moving, you’re bloated, uncomfortable, and you’re staring at the toilet like it personally offended you? Been there way too many times,…
Man, have you ever started intermittent fasting all excited—finally gonna drop some weight, feel sharper, all that jazz—and then your stomach basically goes on strike? Like, “Cool, no food for 16 hours… but also no poop for three days apparently.”…
Dude, seriously—have you ever sat on the toilet forever, staring at your phone, wondering why your body just refuses to cooperate? Chronic constipation is the worst. I went through a solid six months of it a while back when stress…