Hey. You ever wake up and just know your insides are mad at you? Like your whole gut decided to go on vacation without telling the rest of you? Yeah… that’s been me more times than I’d like to admit.…
Hey, you ever finish an amazing cheese board—crackers, brie, some sharp cheddar, maybe a little gouda—and feel like a king… only to wake up two days later feeling like your insides turned into concrete? Yeah. Been there way too many…
Dude… if you’re on Ozempic (or Wegovy, Mounjaro, whatever) and suddenly your bathroom trips have turned into a horror movie, I feel you. Deeply. I started Ozempic about two years ago to get my A1C under control and drop some…
Okay, real talk. You eat a big plate of spaghetti or like three pieces of garlic bread and then… nothing. For two days. You’re sitting there on the toilet like “come on, buddy, do something.” And then your brain starts…
Hey man, look… have you ever had one of those mornings where you’re just planted on the toilet, phone in hand, scrolling forever because absolutely nothing is happening down there? It’s frustrating as hell. I went through exactly that last…
Yo, dude, you ever wake up feeling like a damn freight train got stuck in your gut and refuses to move? I’m talking that heavy, bloated, “why is my stomach mad at me” misery where you’ve tried everything and still…
Hey dude, you know that horrible bloated, stuck feeling where nothing’s moving and you just feel like crap? Yeah, I’ve been there—big time. One time I was so backed up I couldn’t even sit right at work, it was miserable.…
Hey man, you ever wake up and your stomach’s like “nah, we’re closed today”? Constipation is the absolute worst. I’ve been there—after a weekend of pizza, burgers, and zero vegetables, my insides just… stopped. Felt like I swallowed a brick.…
Man, you ever wake up and your stomach’s like, “Nah, we’re closed for business today”? Constipation hits out of nowhere and suddenly you’re just parked on the couch, bloated, cranky, wondering what you did to deserve this. Been there way…